20Q: akuroku

Axel walked into the common room of the organization's castle. He sat at a recliner near a small coffee table. There was a small device that seemed to have taken residence on the table top, along with magazines and notebooks. Axel took the device and read the name placed on top of it. "20 Q?" He stared at the strange item in wonder. There were a series of 9 buttons found on the face of the item. Curiosity got the best of him and he touched the "on" button. Red lights began to flash on the screen and a small jingle played.
I know what you're thinking!....TRY ME!! Ask me ANYTHING!! Ready?
"What the hell??" Axel took amusement in the device and pressed the "yes" button. "Lets see if he can guess what I'm thinking about!"
The device began to ask its series of questions:
Is it an....Animal?
Axel smirked. "Well, when he wants to be......but I'll keep this PG-13"
Vegetable?
"mmm....nah"
Mineral?
"....."
Other?
"Yea, lets call him an 'other"
Does it help accomplish tasks?
"Well....he does sometimes...yes"
Have you seen one in real life?
"Only everyday of my life do i look at him!! yea!"
Is it used in a sport?
"He's too lazy to be used in a sport!....NO"
Can you find it in a house?
"Only if castle counts.."
Does it use electricity?
"He does.....i guess....but nah! he doesn't need to be plugged in..."
Would you use it in the dark?
"Heh....no comments on that one..."
Can you beat me?? Lets see!!
Is it flexible?
"Oh...yea" Axel's smirk widened even further.
Is it comforting?
"He makes me feel like I have a heart...yea he's comforting.." His smirk turned into an expression of serenity.
Was it invented?
"What kind of question is that??? NO...."
Can you get information by using it?
"Sadly....you could! but i guess NO"
Do you use it in public?
Axel's smirk returned as soon as he read the question. "He doesn't like it, but yea I could."
Do you clean it regularly?
He almost instantly burst into laughter when he read the question. "I don't clean him...but I hope he does the job!"
Do you use it at night?
The smirk grew wider still
Can you hold it?
"I do every chance I get..." His finger hovered over the button before he pressed it. He seemed to linger on the concept of holding the "something" he was asking about.
Is it something you can purchase?
A snort escaped from the back of his throat and the 20Q fumbled in his hands. When he got a good grip of it he answered: "No, he can not be purchased"
Does it grow over time?
"Well, he was shorter when he got here....so I guess so..."
Is it smaller than a loaf of bread?
"That is such a ridiculous question.....No he's not."
Can you play with it?
"Yea, but he gets REALLY mad when he loses.."
Is it an abstract concept?
"Well...we are nobodies...and considering that we're what remains after someone powerful loses their heart....I suppose that's pretty abstract"
I'm thinking.......
"This damn thing isn't gonna get it. I know it won't! I'm gonna win!"
Is it the feeling of love?
"Heh....would i call him that? Really? My Roxas? "
A small smile came into the corner of Axel's lips. "Roxie, baby! C'mere for a second!" The short blonde boy entered the room. He walked over to where Axel was sitting and leaned over behind him. "What's up?" The red-head took the blonde's face into his hands and brought him down. He took his other into a deep passionate kiss. Roxas gave a small, gentle smile. "What? What was that for?" The blonde rubbed his nose gently onto the red-head's. "Well...I wanted to see something. You can go back to what you were doing now." "You're so weird!" Roxas smiled and left the room. Axel's gaze followed Roxas out of the room. It was only broken by the flashing lights of the 20Q.
I Know EVERYTHING
"Heh....I guess the damned thing is right..it does know EVERYTHING."